The Witch Who Made Me King: the Candy Shorts series
A knight with no claim has a week to take a throne. A witch out of the Blackwood offers to hand it to him, and names what she wants in return.
- Featuring
- Vexrated
- Episodes
- 5
- Free
- Episodes 1 and 2
- Length
- About 2 minutes
- Tags
- Fantasy
- Content level
- Unrated
- Status
- New episodes
The setting is a kingdom of steel and shadow rather than a suburb, which already separates this one from most of the shelf. A bastard knight has seven days to seize a crown he has no right to, and Vexrated, a witch from the Blackwood, offers the help that makes it possible. Her terms are stated plainly: the throne in exchange for the nights. Five episodes of roughly two minutes, tagged Fantasy. Episodes 1 and 2 open on a free account, with the last three marked as recent additions in October 2026.
The premise
A bargain with a running cost. Most of this catalog builds on proximity and the risk of being caught; here the structure is a deal, with something delivered each night and something owed back, and the seven day limit turning it into a countdown.
What the official blurb promises beyond that is betrayal, which the deal makes almost inevitable. He needs her until the crown is on his head, and the question the run is built around is what either of them does on the eighth day.
Who is in it
Vexrated is the witch and the name on the card, written as the one setting the terms throughout. The knight narrates from inside a claim he cannot make alone. Both are generated characters created for this story, and no creator likeness is involved.
Episodes
Five numbered parts, vertical, close to two minutes apiece. Episodes 3, 4 and 5 were flagged as recent when this went up. How counts move across the rest of the shelf is in the episode guide.
Free and paid
The first two for a sign-up and an age confirmation, carrying the bargain and the first night of it. From the third the title belongs to Premium, a single subscription across the platform. The free tier guide lists the plans.
Content notes
Explicit adult material inside a fantasy frame, with most of it past the free pair. Fantasy describes the genre rather than the intensity, which is a different job from the tags on the rest of the shelf. No score from 1 to 5 has been attached to it here. The nudity guide covers the scale.
The rarest corner of the catalog
Fantasy is a thin shelf. Against the dozens of titles filed under Taboo or Milf, this label sits on a handful, and most of the catalog stays in houses, offices and hotels. A sword and sorcery premise with a magic system and a succession crisis is a long way from the domestic default, and it is the single such setting among the guides on this site. Whether that reads as a welcome change or as a distraction depends on what you came for.
Is it real?
No, in a way that barely needs saying here. The witch, the knight and the kingdom are generated, no performer was recorded, and no footage exists behind the series. The leak guide describes what the pages using that word actually hand over.
Where to watch it
In the Shorts section of the platform, behind the 18+ sign-in, streaming only. The rest of what is covered here sits in the series index.
Frequently asked questions
How many episodes does The Witch Who Made Me King have?
Five when it was checked in October 2026, each near two minutes, with the last three still flagged as new.
Which episodes are free?
The first two, on a free account with the age question behind you. Episodes 3 to 5 open with Premium, from 3.99 a month on the annual plan.
Who is Vexrated?
The witch of the title, from a place the blurb calls the Blackwood. She is a generated character written for this series.
What is the bargain?
She gives him the crown and takes the nights. The seven day deadline is what keeps the exchange moving.
Is it the one fantasy series on the site?
Among the guides here, yes. Fantasy is one of the smallest tags in the catalog, and the rest of what is covered sits in contemporary settings.
